can the "craft" change course or vary speed? looked like space poop.

So... if the guy pretending to be Texan were to win, do you think he'd keep up the fake accent?

Ngl, I’d get it if it was cheaper. Cause the Xupermask is cheaper than my headphones. But I already have my headphones, and a lot of masks that I like lol. Might have got it if it was half the price

This is the best Scientist Skit of Quagmire and Cleveland

She’s very beautiful

When she says “I haven’t slept for two months,” I think I believe her. After hearing that, it kinda explains the bizzare mismatched chemistry between the two of them. 🤔 They’re using completely opposite joke cues the entire time. 🤣 It’s entertaining to watch, but...God, the weirdest late show interview I’ve ever seen. 👁 Marvelous.

Ah America, were not having any experience in gu'mint is a positive attribute. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lol the guy doing the Parody did a great job, killed it 👏🏼💯

Straight 🔥🔥🔥

Anywhere in Italy....the food is amazing ... ❤️

Ye damned idjits! The "Terminator" movies are not instruction manuals!

Short temper politician looks like he believes every stereotype ever made.

The stunt double has the glove on his opposite hand. The second they cut to the neck down shot, they switch. MEGA RIP

is there something in the water in texas??? they sure do elect a lot of dipshits.. and cowboy dan is right up there with cruz.. cowboy dan sure uses the word commies a lot, wonder if he knows what it means, cuz if they were running the country, he would be sent to the salt mines and never heard from again.

Did they name the robot hound “Sparky”?

He faked even being on the bull.

Holy fucking propagandist Batman.

He lost weight

EVERY PERSON

Taylor is so Beautiful and sweet. I just love her heart. 😊🤙🏼

Biden isn’t better Biden is friend with the grand master of the kkk

of the many things i find endearing about jon, i think what i appreciate most is just how responsive he is. he always pays full attention to what is said to him in conversation, no matter how insignificant it may sometimes seem, validates it, and responds genuinely and with his characteristic positive attitude to life. what an amazing trait to have in a world where most of us constantly strive to try to be more present. jon is just a precious human being - i hope one day i learn how to inhabit a similar kind of calm and genuine presence of mind.

I refuse to believe his name is pronounced like that and he will always be John boner I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care

He's on some Soros payroll or something. Way bias.

hey stehpen you, and your colonist bloodline were never, ever asked to stay. fyi. need a headline to put you in place. fyi. where did you start from. who did your bloodline kill and rob

Leave it to a beta to make fun of an alpha’s walk.

1:39 pause Stephen you wild

Taylor Swift has comedic chops

My word Big Dan 😵🤦🏻‍♂️ guy needs to chill out a little bit 👍🏼

Ironically, the lyrics to Modest Mouses 1997 song ‘Cowboy Dan’ seem to fit this guy....

Do people actually fall for this corny excuse the pun “bullshit”..😎

This is real? WTF is wrong with your country...it'd be funnier if it wasn't true.

Ha ! I have come to clean ze pooell.. I have come to clean ze POOOEELL

Can't stand American most of late night hosts and their shows for various reasons. But man, this level of Tolkien geekery deserves some brownie points for Stephen. I'd watch this over anything he says on camera any time.

Heads up Rock you can’t be a centrist and endorse and vote for Biden. This show sucks!

No $15 minimum wage, no student loan forgiveness, no Medicare for All, no public colleges, keeping Trump's shit immigration policies and levels, no police reform, and Joe Manchin is getting everything killed. Fuck Biden. The bare minimum is not good enough.

If I was Willie, I'd be so tempted to name my son Zeit....

The Boehnerhead, Folks. Slurring his speech?

How is it that everything in Italy is so tasty? Do they just have superior quality all around?

The scary part is, millions of Americans will buy into this moronic campaign ad!

He does it at 5:03

If we can establish that Trump was a fake politician...

#dead

Phony gimmicky character actors with CTE, no leadership, no government experience, no actual policy, or understanding of civics, have no business serving this country. America deserves less show, more substance.

This was 👌 muy bueno

I get it! So they are selling fake investments as a form of balance to prevent the scales from trying to balance on a yoga ball

You're not only not funny, you're a pathetic partisan hack.

Just another grandstanding deplorable gop candidate. They’re not giving us they’re best or bright.

😂😂😂 Man, Colbert is a true national treasure. Thank you for all the laughs, and thanks to all the crew who make the show & PLfree channel happen. 🍀

I LOVE you so much Stephen Colbert. I live in Canada, but I've been watching you for years. I'm lucky enough to remember you from The Daily Show as well as your own show the Colbert Report. Of course now you've taken the reigns from David Letterman on The Late Show. Keep up the great work Stephen. You not only make Americans laugh, but you are a joy to watch in Canada as well. All the best. :)

Hey! I've visited in Bitche. It's in the shire of Bitcherland

Stephen should make Benny’s picture bigger, and put it exactly behind his chair 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

There have been many Quarantine-while intros that made me wonder what goes on in that writers room, but this one folks. This one raised the bar.

Mammas don’t let your cowboys grow up to be babies, let ‘em be such and such and such

Sacha Baron Cohen was cheated out of an Oscar win for his Borat movie. If Maria doesn't win the Oscar this time around, I don't know what to say. What a brilliant performance.

I’ll vote for Rock and watch him finally work out all that illegal red tape of how Hawaii became a “state” 🤭.

This quarantinewhile description speaks to me. They usually do, but this one is personal. Can't say why because I wanna get a job someday and trying to keep my digital blood stained DNA wiped with the paper towels of post crime Puma prints.

Macho Man Randy Cowboy made a very cringy political ad lol

...Part of the problem with the RNC, is that, well...they're explicitly trying to put in judges that are as biased as possible.

Matt Damon, what a great guy! And Stephen Colbert, what a piece of sh!t...

👏👏👏💙💙

Less cowboy and more pander bear

She is so awesome....And now you can add 'director' to Phoebe-Waller Bridges' impressive list of artistic accomplishments. Check out the amazing job she did of directing the video for the Phoebe Bridgers' song "Savior Complex". Seriously talented!!

How nasty can the Nazi American get?...You ain't see nothing yet...2024...Make America Great Again...Greeting from Israel...

Remember when colbert was a comedian. When did he turn into a hatemonger. Lets get him off the air. Weve had enough hate. Its up to us.

Someone tell Matt there will be lots of free tossed salad in prison.

🤣😂

Really beautiful!!!! Amazing talent!!!!l

Can we give this dog a political role to fix our sociopolitical issues? He’s my animal spirit, except I’m hated by everyone for offending people from all walks

“Punching men at or outside nightclubs.” You shouldn’t have said that. Now I’m more inclined to vote for him (if I lived in TX-6).

hes got impeccable vocabulary, and big kalashnikov

No One: Me: "Willie in three words: Handsome, smile, laugh." 😍💙🧜🏾‍♂️😏

Jon B and Stephen C should go to Italy together

hahaha..Welcome back to earth Canada LOL...

He keeps incessantly licking his lips

(Yeah) was one of the hardest joint on the soundtrack for madden NFL 2004 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Madden Remix

Nancy Pelosi is a socialist 🙄 * Bernie Sanders watching the video -"Am I a joke to you!" I find it hilarious they call practically every democrat politican a socialist except the ones that actually are 2) They're not "cancelling you" they are choosing not to do business with you or ending their business relationship with you...which they can do in a free market (unless it violates a protected class) 3) no no they're not coming for your churches. I have no idea what that one is even based on

IT HAS GOT TO BE 1989!!!

Omg thats the most tacky ad iv ever seen. Hilarious... but not one to make me vote for u

Trump is no longer in office. Colbert keeps talking about him. He doesn't seem to have any new material.