You know kind of scary but not like it was....

Love from the covid ward! Get your shots, kids, you do NOT want this!

I am disappointed in you Stephen, as a coloradan I speak for us all when I say that we’re sick and tired of the weed jokes, it wasn’t funny then and it isn’t funny now, hell, most of us don’t even LIKE baseball!

In the information age it will always strick me as odd when these people don't think their hypocrisy will be caught.

Is anyone else super impressed that Stephen knows what a "lob" is. Bravo, bravo.

Cries in Canadian, no vaccine for me 😪😪

You'd think Republicans would love rc I mean it stands for radical conservative right lol

Wait, you will have the third and the four and the five...until the big Pharmas will quadruple their billions.

Vegetables in walnut sauce sounds really good... I may need to look into this "Chile."

Colbert is the best news satire out there

OH MY GOD ARE ALL THE GOOD WRITERS ON COLBERTS SHOW WOWWWW THUMBS UP

We live here.

Good thing ketchup sucks.

"Give us your corporate funds so we can continue to silence anyone we disagree with."

I know exactly what Biden was saying; "they said I ain't got no dexterity or rhythm, the ol' embouchure ain't what it used to be so I had to become president." That's still a better situation that the previous guy.

More than anything the fact that we're doing at least 10 times more vaccines per day should humiliate Trump voters

Old Mitch Hogg goul is is walking 🐄🥧 of hypocrisy too say the least . The old Turtles Hogg gouls getting as big as hypocritical out rages the self righteous Goober . Me thinks America is awoking to these GQP cultist Kkk, white supremacists , Natzis extemist , Q nuts a blend of them all . Every since Tea bagger and Trump GOP left me so I became independent putting country over any political party is good for American Demacratic Republic . GOP Senators and Congressman completely getting that wrong in my estimation . They put Trump and GOP over American people, over their oaths of office and over American Demacratic Republic sickening SOB political hacks what they have become cultist of sort. God Bless one and all be safe wear a mask thank you all.

Hay, everyone saying they'd rather not have the audience back...you're nuts. This format limits Colbert's spontaneity & creativity. IMHO he's dying inside without the audience out there providing all that energy.

I’m Chilean and I didn’t even known what cazuela nogada was 🤣 ... I Google it and apparently is a thing

I love the person in the background laughing or trying not to laugh!!!

Mitch McConnell: "Corporations, stay out of politics and don't have an opinion about anything political, but PLEASE continue to give me your money for my re-election campaign."

Hi Stephen! 😉

Meanwhile over here in Germany: **crickets chriping**

Something about biting the hand that feeds

I don't want him to ever have an audience again. That legitimate side busting laughter from staff and his wife randomly kills me. Especially because I'm usually laughing at the same time.

See what happens when you have leaders who are serious about leading, instead of leaders who are most interesting in using divide and conquer strategies to keep people from seeing that the emperor has no clothes.

I’ll take ceviche and alpaca stew from Peru, thanks very much!

1:40 Under the previous administration: research for vaccine Current administration: distribution of vaccine

vaccines are “open” to all ages but there are appointments at all in LA

* NO appointments available

A shortage of Ketchup packets? Hah! I've been pleading for ketchup packets at drive thru's and counters at McDonalds and Burger King, etc. for decades now. You have to ASK for them and them you might actually get one packet, made out of Soylent Green [oh for Christ's sake, look it up by yourself!]. There's apparently also a shortage of napkins.....they often don't give you those either. To "save a tree. Which tree? Why do these napkins smell like PFAS? Just wipe your hands on your pants. No one will notice until you get out of the car. Corporate headquarters says they're trying to trim costs to keep prices down for their beloved customers.. Translation: We spent so much money on corporate donations to political campaigns we can't afford to give these "frills" away to our "beloved" customers anymore. Meanwhile, the CEO's are saying "Let's keep the minimum wage down too, I'm not giving up my Riviera Beach House for anyone...."

Can't help seeing this and NOT thinking about the fact that Colbert admitted to not flossing-wondering how much crap is sitting between his teeth *barf*

JimJonesacola...

I have a legit question I hope a republican can answer: Why do republicans call themselves "conservatives" when all they do is hog money and help corporations vs. us workers? 'Filibustering' is purely an intentional delay of progress! In congress! I digress... Trump is perfect...as a representative of the worst excuse for a human being. You don't care about the environment? Other people? You hate other races? Then learn to read and get educated or bite some farm.

Hahahahahaha

"Stay out of politics?" You first Mitch. You been walking on scorched earth of our loved ones cremated remains for over a year.

My grandma always said “ if yo feet stink yo ass stink cause your feet gotta hit the water 1st

Quit ditzing Biden. He is perhaps not the comedian that you pretend to be, but he is getting important work accomplished, and doesn’t need a team of writers to create “humor” for public consumption. Remember way back when, when people showed respect for our President? Your comments about Biden’s levity at the old age home were akin to djt bully rhetoric. Please try to hire writers with a modicum of respect so that you are not put in the decider’s chair to determine where the line between funny and nasty should be drawn.

I love having a non-kewel, non-TV-theater savvy president. I have never been so in love with boring competence as I am now.

yeah, I mean the US as the most cases and was super reckless but now they are buying all the vaccines and the other nation passes second. It's normal that the other countries will be immune slower, America only thinks about America. Whatever the consequences.

I think the trailer park boys came up with Duber.

The late show should do a follow up of the companies who stopped funding but are donating once again to States with restrictive voting laws despite the restrictive voting laws still being on the books.

Corden had the same last joke

lmao people actually drink Pepsi? It doesn't taste like anything. Guess that's why the rich racist white people like it. Makes sense tbh

Great show, but what brand of shirt is that? Thanks.

Wow this is cringeworthy. Your trash buddy. America is dead.

Congratulations, Stephen. I got halfway immune today here in the UK.

Nobody watches you...your a joke!

Also, thank you to all of the people who volunteered to test the vaccines. Good luck and God speed!

Stephen, thank you SO MUCH for teaching us night after night how to be a morally upstanding individual. We couldn't have done it without you. So glad you have no skeletons in your closet to expose. Good on ya!

biden is doing plenty of the same stuff trump is doing, just slower. why aren't you in the media bitching and moaning like before? not orange enough?

I adore Joe Biden. I really do. I don't care what anyone thinks. I adore the man and I think he's a total badass.. Quietly... subtly. I think he's a total gangster.. what other President's dog BITES people. The man is a gangster. Major knows exactly what he's telling us.. his dad is the toughest guy in the world

Your show is way better this way

Yeah if you googled Chilean cuisine, and didn't immediatly go make yourself a damn Completo (CON PALTA, MALDITO) then you read the wrong blog.

I love the guy giggling in the background 🤣

Australia is doing around 100 immunisations a day .. guess who gets them first .

Mayonnaise of course!!!

Too late. Trailer Park Boys got 'Doober' already, and it's a doob with each ride.

If only it wasnt about the bottom line and this new unity in saying F-OFF bigots and Dixie GOP

THAT GOOGLE DOCS TRICK SAVED MY FREAKING LIFE

Roald Dahl on vaccines: “Olivia, my eldest daughter, caught measles when she was seven years old. As the illness took its usual course I can remember reading to her often in bed and not feeling particularly alarmed about it. Then one morning, when she was well on the road to recovery, I was sitting on her bed showing her how to fashion little animals out of coloured pipe-cleaners, and when it came to her turn to make one herself, I noticed that her fingers and her mind were not working together and she couldn’t do anything. 'Are you feeling all right?' I asked her. 'I feel all sleepy,' she said. In an hour, she was unconscious. In twelve hours she was dead. The measles had turned into a terrible thing called measles encephalitis and there was nothing the doctors could do to save her. That was...in 1962, but even now, if a child with measles happens to develop the same deadly reaction from measles as Olivia did, there would still be nothing the doctors could do to help her. On the other hand, there is today something that parents can do to make sure that this sort of tragedy does not happen to a child of theirs. They can insist that their child is immunised against measles. ...I dedicated two of my books to Olivia, the first was ‘James and the Giant Peach’. That was when she was still alive. The second was ‘The BFG’, dedicated to her memory after she had died from measles. You will see her name at the beginning of each of these books. And I know how happy she would be if only she could know that her death had helped to save a good deal of illness and death among other children. Roald Dahl, 1986

Dont dance please

Unless I'm mistaken in understanding what I've learned of humans and human nature, contributions from big companies vie for favorable legislation within their sectors specifically. One of the bug/features it seems in modern capitalism...we need to work on 'this'...seriously.

Lol, the biggest joke is when Stephen suggested Mitch uses a recycling bin... When we all know he just tosses the dreams and hopes in the hellfire further known as his soul.

Does Colbert ever criticize democrats? So useless.

Is it a ketchup shortage or a tomato shortage....the world is a funny place.

Stephen Colbert would be an amazing dungeon master

7:08 =D

I want that shot can can gif.

Why the can can?.. Answer: Them gams!

Republicans: restrict voting locations, disassemble mail sorting machines, gerrymander around black communities, artificially create long lines, and made it illegal to give the people standing in those lines water and snacks. Also Republicans: Democrats rigged the election!!!!!!! STOP THE STEAL

Colbert is a communist chinese with eye surgery.

Ironic how southerners are boycotting coke by drinking Pepsi when Pepsi has always marked towards African Americans, the very people whose vote they're trying to stop lol

As an aussie with our botched rollout and unknown vaccine date im jealous for ur vaccine rollout.

You guys are sooooo crazy! 😆😆

Wait, you mean Mitch McConnell did something hypocritical? Mitch McConnell? No way.

Yeah, two different people.

Death is a side effect that was not mentioned.

Well done Stephen...Now I wanna try Chilean Cazuela.

Joe needs tiktok, I just want to keep rewatching him talk about his dad, and him conceding to become president because he can’t play the organ and has two left feet 😆

7:23 Cue that video of the turtle humping a shoe. That's Mitch.

This like an instructional video on how to turn off the left from the left. Seth is actually funny.

"... A DM from Matt Gaetz". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳👀🚫 I should not laugh at that. But, it's so darn funny & timing is perfecto. Freakin'hilarious 😂

Bad Stephen! Bad dad joke 🤣

im glad that you dont have to do the donald voice, the mitch one is better

Maybe 🤔 sometimes, just a little bit, more not to be following the recommendation 😆😆😆

They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. ~ Carlin

so you are not funny, what you are supposed to be, and incapable of being informative, what you are trying to be, so how have you not been fired? if construction workers across this country showed up to work like you do, most of this country would simply fall apart...

Our system

"Heinz sight is 2020"!!!!!!!

Our president ROCKS.

"IS THAT JOE ROGAN" LMFAO!!!! Yes -yes it is....

Early Jan 2020 when Covid first hit the news, I guesstimated that the USA would fuck it up and hit half a million deaths. But I figured that was a bit cynical of me, so I revised it downwards. A few months later, I remembered who was president at the time at re-revised it back to half a million. Then I realized Trump was even more murderous than I thought, and I expected the total number of deaths to hit a solid million before the pandemic was over. Then Biden hit the scene, hit the vaccine roll-out out of the park. The contrast between the two can give you whiplash.

He said warm and cozy.... I’m in Phoenix and it’s 95 all day everyday now.

You are not immortal. Guns can stop any man

Colbert looking older - realization setting in that 2022 is getting ever closer lol. Oh do you have racist ID requirements to get into your studios, I mean black people cannot get ID can they - just asking????

This is why we love you, Stephen. Stay just the way you are..

No Tracing

The Vaccine does not work we are being set up for failure,Vaccinated Spreading Virus Bacteria,Not Quareentining

You know Biden might not know where he's at and he may stumble on the stairs but I will be honest he is 100% better than Trump